As we mentioned briefly on Monday, there's a 22-year-old woman named Natalie Dylan who is auctioning her virginity in order to pay for college and grad school! But you guys, she just wants to become a marriage counselor! And she's doing it for another noble reason: "I think empowerment to women is picking yourself up in order to better yourself," Natalie says. She's auctioning her lady flower through the Bunny Ranch brothel in Nevada. Why does this remind me of that Onion article, Women Now Empowered By Everything A Woman Does?"Whereas early feminists campaigned tirelessly for improved health care and safe, legal access to abortion, often against a backdrop of public indifference or hostility, today's feminist asserts control over her biological destiny by wearing a baby-doll T-shirt with the word "Hoochie" spelled in glitter," the Onion notes. SIGH. Student Auctions Virginity, Sparks Online Debate [Reuters] The Onion