Last week we were concerned that Cosmo had gone minimalist, eliminating all but one paltry headline from its Kate-Hudson-emblazoned cover. Fearing we'd be deprived of the cover wisdom of Cosmo's sexy sex sexperts, we came up with a substitute. First, get 100 index cards. Write "sex" on 75 of them. Then write "guys" on 20. Fill the remaining 5 with whatever random numbers and punctuation marks you want. Then pull these out of a bag at random and you have your very own Cosmo cover lines. Example: "Sex? Sex!! 15,000,000 Guys?!?!?" Luckily, Cosmo came through for us after all — check out our version of the (real) October cover after the jump.

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