Welcome to September. Celebrating a birthday today: Rose McGowan. Yesterday: Mark Ronson and Beyoncé Knowles. Oh, and Ione Skye. She was in that movie Say Anything, which was about a hopeless romantic or a pathetic stalker, depending on your world view. One thing is for sure: We've got nothing but love for our sponsors. This week, many thanks to: Cringe (Crown Publishing), Entourage (HBO), Hotflops, Mike's Election Guide, SOAPNet, Sebastian Hair Care, Starwood Hotels, Unscrew America. The light, the heat. In your eyes. Click here if you want us to serenade you, too.

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