Neiman Marcus "Just Kidding": Costly Couture For Gossip Girls In Training

Neiman Marcus is known for its expensive merchandise, hence the nickname "Needless Markup." But the stuff in the new "Just Kidding" catalog has to be seen to be believed: A $100 sequined jacket! A $200 dress! A $300 faux-fur coat! For children. $140 Burberry rain boots and a sleigh bed/duvet/pillow ensemble that costs more than your rent, after the jump.

Neiman Marcus "Just Kidding": Costly Couture For Gossip Girls In Training

Here are the $108 and $110 sequined jackets. Cute! And that dress with the white lady on it that the black girl is wearing? $238. Props for ethnic diversity, though.


Neiman Marcus "Just Kidding": Costly Couture For Gossip Girls In Training

Hahah, OMG, being rich is so fun! The one on the right? Her shirt says, "My dog for President." Drill, baby, drill. That jacket is $328. The jeans are $98. My jeans are 48 bucks but my mom didn't buy them for me.


Neiman Marcus "Just Kidding": Costly Couture For Gossip Girls In Training

I've said it before and I'll say it again: Juicy Couture is neither juicy nor couture. This little pink dress is $128. The cat is not included.


Neiman Marcus "Just Kidding": Costly Couture For Gossip Girls In Training

I did not know that there was Juicy Couture for infants. I thought it was just for pre-teens and the soccer moms who dress like them. You learn something new every day.


Neiman Marcus "Just Kidding": Costly Couture For Gossip Girls In Training

This bed belonging to "Emily" features a duvet cover ringing up at $615. A twin dust skirt? $430. Each sham is about $130. The "boudoir" pillow in velour with faux leather pocket and buckle detail costs $210. This sleigh bed, in full size, is $1,159. Emily gets over when the tooth fairy comes, no doubt.


Neiman Marcus "Just Kidding": Costly Couture For Gossip Girls In Training

Marc Jacobs! For children! That little red dress is $231; the boots are $312. The dog is all, "WTF?"


Neiman Marcus "Just Kidding": Costly Couture For Gossip Girls In Training

Pennies from heaven? How about dollars from Daddy? He makes it rain! Why else would a child need a $385 Burberry raincoat?

Neiman Marcus "Just Kidding": Costly Couture For Gossip Girls In Training

Aww, sorry, honey, I think he might be Le Gay.