Today was the "world premiere" of Heidi Montag's video for her song "Overdosin'." Except that all day long, we couldn't get our hands on a decent copy of it. Heidi put it up on her own site, but it wasn't synched properly with the audio, and then Perez Hilton linked to it, and it crashed her whole site. (It's still not back up.) So we're left with the crappy bootlegs of the crappy version that she posted earlier today. If you really want to, you can watch it here, or can just laugh at the stills after the jump.

This video wasn't directed by Spencer Pratt. It was directed by someone named Spenser Cohen. But he kept with Pratt's three C's of music video direction:

Cheesy

Cheap

Cleavage

Actually "Cheesy cheap cleavage" may have been the exact description H.Mo used at her plastic surgeon's office. Speaking of Heidi's headlights:

This extra hates them.

This guy is really creepy. There's some sort of storyline throughout the video that involves him looking at Heidi a lot, and looking like a kid toucher.

In this one, he kinda looks like he's fucking her, doggy style, and that she's a bad lay.

And then she gives him blue balls. Or, um, just the one.

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