Best Comment of the Day, in response to Blogging An Abortion: "Precious, Silver-Tongued, Knocked Up 16 Year Olds Where Are You??": "Big deal. I tried to Twitter my tubal litigation but the anesthetic had already kicked in." We say: make sure to check our Facebook status update for the result of our hysterectomy tomorrow! • Worst, in response to Who Wears Short Shorts?: "She's a drug addict who needs treatment and community help-not jail. I was all for this at first until I read the entire article. Now I think we're wasting our time and tax dollars and she probably should have been put into treatment facilities a long time ago." We say: just because it's a thread about short shorts doesn't mean you have to be all assy about it.

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