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    We Love Shelly-Ann & Shawn Like McAdams Loves Gosling

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    • More Olympian ovations! This week we crushed on Shelly-Ann Fraser's gleaming braces and Shawn Johnson's balance beam dominance.
    • You sent in your retro sports photos, which won the adorable Olympics.
    • We audibly squeeeeeee-d when we discovered that Ryan Gosling and Rachel McAdams were back together. Squeee!
    • We did not squee over P.U.M.A.s, Will Bower, or any other mouth-breathing, politically destructive a-holes.
    • International Male from the early mid-80s. Fringe and short shorts and spandex oh my!

    • We pondered fast fashion.
    • We no longer want to ponder the status of Jennifer Aniston's vagina, ring finger.
    • It's the weekend, y'all! So eat some questionable sushi, read some delightful YA novels about brother fucking and relax!

    Read More: Shawn Johnson, Shelly-ann fraser, Ryan Gosling, Rachel Mcadams, past fashion, P.u.m.a., Will Bower, international male, fast fashion, Jennifer Aniston, incest, flowers in the attic, The Week That Was

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