The Moment You've Been Waiting For: The House Bunny PremiereThey've tantalized us for weeks with their cliched premise and hackneyed dialogue, with their snippets of the Bunny's sexpot idiot-savant sagacity and hints at the sorority girls' ultimate triumph over vague adversities. And here it is: the movie you may have thought had already come and gone, Legally Blonde lite - The House Bunny! This comedic masterpiece premiered last night at Mann Village Theatre in in Westwood, California. Rumer and 'rents, Malin Akerman, playmates, and various starlets bibbed and tuckered up with predictably Good, Bad and Ugly results. A red carpet worthy of its subject - after the jump!


The Good: The Moment You've Been Waiting For: The House Bunny PremiereRumer Willis looks elegant, yes. But the girl is 20, people! She should be doing fun fashion! The Moment You've Been Waiting For: The House Bunny PremiereNot gonna lie to you: don't love the whole Leger bandage dress thing. But Kiely Williams' iteration is one of the better ones. The Moment You've Been Waiting For: The House Bunny PremiereThis is a "don't try this at home" moment; Malin Akerman makes this work, but few could. The Moment You've Been Waiting For: The House Bunny PremiereVail Bloom : trendy done nicely. Every component of this will look dated in two days.
The Bad: The Moment You've Been Waiting For: The House Bunny PremiereIf we went on Project Runway this is how every single one of our dresses would look, because we can't sketch or sew. I mean, the one dress we'd make before we got kicked off for doing something as ill-fitting, confining and unflattering as Katharine McPhee's. The Moment You've Been Waiting For: The House Bunny PremiereHere's the thing: when you have breasts, there are certain trade-offs. One of the first ones is not being able to wear insubstantial asymmetrical silk cocktail dresses. Dana Goodman is not keeping up her part of the bargain. The Moment You've Been Waiting For: The House Bunny PremiereEmmanuelle Chriqui: Please don't buy eveningwear from Forever21. The Moment You've Been Waiting For: The House Bunny PremiereI said, please don't buy eveningwear from Forever21! God! It's like they're not even listening to a stranger commenting on their clothes a full day after they've already worn them! Jenna Dewan. The Moment You've Been Waiting For: The House Bunny PremiereKat Dennings's dress is cute, but it's too much for her small frame, and the neck is unflatteringly high.
The Ugly: The Moment You've Been Waiting For: The House Bunny PremiereAdrienne Bailon's leopard tent was a mere "Bad" before I noticed the cleavage action. The Moment You've Been Waiting For: The House Bunny PremiereI understand that as Hef's main girlfriend, Holly Madison has a certain responsibility to represent at all times. Well played, madam.

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