The International Male 1986 Holiday Catalog: The Recockulous Jackpot!

Yesterday we saw the best and the worst of two International Male catalogs from the summer of 1986, but there's one more flea market find I had to share with you guys: The 1986 Holiday catalog. Can't you tell from the tuxedo shirt and saxophone on the cover that untold treasures lie inside? Fringed leather jackets! Ski jeans! Kim Cattrall! Half-naked underaged indigenous-looking boys in loincloths. Wait, what??? All this and more, after the jump.



The International Male 1986 Holiday Catalog: The Recockulous Jackpot!Yeah, that's right. Uptown. Where purple and pink are hot. Where a satin big shirt is cool. Where drugs are necessary.

The International Male 1986 Holiday Catalog: The Recockulous Jackpot!

The Publisher's Choice: Is that Colin Farrell?


The International Male 1986 Holiday Catalog: The Recockulous Jackpot!

"Dude, should I wear my Avanti slacks with The Vercelli, the Griffin sweater, or both?"


The International Male 1986 Holiday Catalog: The Recockulous Jackpot!

S351 looks suspiciously like a throw from my mom's couch.


The International Male 1986 Holiday Catalog: The Recockulous Jackpot!

Note the utter lack of irony in that man's face as he models that Vaquero Jacket. Fringe is his friend.


The International Male 1986 Holiday Catalog: The Recockulous Jackpot!

It wasn't just in Better Off Dead. I went to prep school in the '80s. Stuff like this really happened.


The International Male 1986 Holiday Catalog: The Recockulous Jackpot!

My mind keeps whispering, "You mean foreign lesion. From sketchy sex."


The International Male 1986 Holiday Catalog: The Recockulous Jackpot!

Memo To Chuck Bass: Step it up.


The International Male 1986 Holiday Catalog: The Recockulous Jackpot!

Wait a second: Is that Kim Cattrall?


The International Male 1986 Holiday Catalog: The Recockulous Jackpot!

Is it??????


The International Male 1986 Holiday Catalog: The Recockulous Jackpot!

There's nothing like an intense workout! Especially when it involves wearing shimmering spandex and getting a grip on another dude. Feel the burn!


The International Male 1986 Holiday Catalog: The Recockulous Jackpot!

Ahem. What do you think would happen if I called right now and tried to order this item right out of 1986? Seriously. I need to know.


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