People has Ellen and Portia wedding pictures online! Well, wedding picture. Singular. If you don't count the cover. But the one we can see is lovely. There will be more on newsstands Friday, with details like: The menu and the cake were vegan, there were lots of candles, the brides sat on floor pillows. "What can I say? I'm the luckiest girl in the world," says DeGeneres. "She's officially off the market. No one else gets her. And now she'll cook and clean for me." (Click cover to see additional image.) [People]

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