The Alma Awards: Very Good, Pretty Bad, Really UglyHappy Monday, friends, and welcome to last night's Alma Awards, the "Latino Entertainment Honors," at the Pasadena Civic Auditorium. What a red carpet! A time warpy Paula Abdul (left), a freakishly fit Jessica Alba, a helmet-haired Eva Longoria-Parker and hundreds more brought us one of the widest good-bad spectrums we've seen in a long time, with "Grecian Sacrifice" and "Poured-on Satin" warring for evening's top trend. The, Good, the Bad, the Ugly, post-jump!

The Good: The Alma Awards: Very Good, Pretty Bad, Really UglyUm, didn't Jessica Alba have a baby about two seconds ago? Hollywood is messed up. But this gown is indeed lovely. The Alma Awards: Very Good, Pretty Bad, Really UglyActress Anjelah N. Johnson's turquoise sheath is Grecian done right. The Alma Awards: Very Good, Pretty Bad, Really UglyAmerica Ferrera's black and white is fun and flirty and a nice break from all the Mount Olympus stuff on the red carpet. The Alma Awards: Very Good, Pretty Bad, Really UglyAnd...Selena Gomez takes us BACK to ancient Greece. It's also not lost on us that Disney's latest It Girl is in virginal white. But she does look lovely. The Alma Awards: Very Good, Pretty Bad, Really UglyDania Ramirez's posturing is a bit distracting, but you can still tell that she looks like a classic bombshell. The Alma Awards: Very Good, Pretty Bad, Really UglyActress Roselynn Sanchez looks fresh and cute in a puffball.
The Bad: The Alma Awards: Very Good, Pretty Bad, Really UglyQ'orianka Kilcher's "Frida Goes to Studio 54" ensemble is confusing, ill-judged. The Alma Awards: Very Good, Pretty Bad, Really UglyEva Longoria-Parker's dress is bad on its own terms, but the helmet hair is the final nail in the coffin. The Alma Awards: Very Good, Pretty Bad, Really UglySinger Lucero's dramatic gown would be awesome if this were the Ziegfeld Follies circa 1918. The Alma Awards: Very Good, Pretty Bad, Really UglyNote to world: This D&G dress is ugly. Please stop wearing it. Yes, Maria Canals-Barrera, we're looking at you. The Alma Awards: Very Good, Pretty Bad, Really UglyCarly Enriquez goes for waay too much pouf and ruffle on a small frame. The Alma Awards: Very Good, Pretty Bad, Really UglyActress Natalie Pena is sporting one of the ugliest prints ever seen. The Alma Awards: Very Good, Pretty Bad, Really UglyAnd if painted-on satin is your poison, here's Scarlet Ortiz The Alma Awards: Very Good, Pretty Bad, Really Ugly...and Myra The Alma Awards: Very Good, Pretty Bad, Really Ugly...and Cheryl Burke!
The Ugly: The Alma Awards: Very Good, Pretty Bad, Really UglyActress Christina deRosa pretty much stomped away with this category.

The Alma Awards: Very Good, Pretty Bad, Really Ugly

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