Are you tired of all the insanity surrounding the American men's swimming team? If so, you should probably stop reading now. If you're not tired of it, well, we hate to break it to you but the competitions — and the accompanying beefcake photos — are over. But we just had to put up a clip of Michael Phelps' 7th gold medal win on Saturday — in which he triumphed in the 100m breaststroke, coming in 1/100th of a second before his challenger, Serbia's Milorad Cavic — not for the well-built bodies on display but for the footage of Phelps' awesome mom, Debbie, collapsing off the bench in in disbelief.

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