TMZ is reporting that Jennifer Aniston and John Mayer broke up — not because she wants his manjuice for a baby, as claimed by other outlets, — but because her dog, Norman, hated him. She chose the doggie over John! A choice we'd make as well. • Desperate Housewives creator Marc Cherry told Us that Eva Longoria is "desperately trying" to get pregnant. Dude, stay out of your employees' uteri! • Katie Holmes apparently designed the dress she wore at the Tropic Thunder premiere. Considering the bodice of the dress looks like it's duct tape, it's not at all a surprise. [TMZ, Us, People]

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