Starlets Like Food And Men Like Sex In This Month's CosmoMagazines! You know they're all just glossy insecurity factories trying to suck your brain matter out through your thighs, but sometimes their cover lines are soooooooo tempting. Too bad they're all a lie! In "Cover Lies," former intern Cheryl Campbell and I rewrote the magazine covers to better reflect the stories within. We added up all the numbers in the cover lines of this month's Cosmo, and we got 334! Pointless? Yes — just like most of the articles these headlines reference. After the jump, we posit some more truthful teasers for September's crop of Cosmo's please-your-man tips and unsettling beauty tricks.Starlets Like Food And Men Like Sex In This Month's Cosmo