Click to viewYou can file this Onion News Network video, 'Cosmopolitan' Institute Completes Decades-Long Study On How To Please Your Man, under funny-cuz-it's-true. The ONN hosts interview "Dr. Steinberg" of the "Cosmo Institute." See, this is a "landmark week," because scientists have finally cataloged every possible way to please your man. Dr. Steinberg says, "We've accurately mapped every super-hot sex zone on a male human body, empirically proven to make your man's legs turn to jello." Thank goodness someone is taking on the important issues! "Cosmo's research center was founded to make sure that men everywhere get the most sexual pleasure humanly possible," Dr. Steinberg says. Ma'am, you are doing God's work. Clip above.
'Cosmopolitan' Institute Completes Decades-Long Study On How To Please Your Man [Onion News Network]