When roses and red balloons just aren't personal enough, cut the birthday girl a slice of horse's ass . This equine cake is just one of the many bizarre and misguided confections on view at Cake Wrecks , an internet hall of shame for the world's worst professionally made cakes. Other lowlights include a woman giving birth , a pile of crap with flies on it , and, for those who like their shindigs both stomach-turning and offensive, a bound foot . [Cake Wrecks ]