When roses and red balloons just aren't personal enough, cut the birthday girl a slice of horse's ass. This equine cake is just one of the many bizarre and misguided confections on view at Cake Wrecks, an internet hall of shame for the world's worst professionally made cakes. Other lowlights include a woman giving birth, a pile of crap with flies on it, and, for those who like their shindigs both stomach-turning and offensive, a bound foot. [Cake Wrecks]