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By Anna Holmes Aug 6, 2008 1:20 PM 5,455

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"HAZEL PARK, MI—In a statement made to reporters earlier this afternoon, local idiot Brandon Mylenek, 26, announced that at approximately 2:30 a.m. tonight, he plans to post an idiotic comment beneath a video on an Internet website." More hilarity here. [The Onion]

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