Kiefer: Yeah, see, Cindy, I feel this real connection to your husband. I mean, I was held by the Chinese government and tortured for years, he was held by the Vietnamese government and tortured for years. I tackled a Christmas tree, he tackled campaign finance reform. It's like we're the same person.
Cindy: [thinking] God, where the fuck is the Secret Service when you really need them? Or at least some downers or something, anything to stop his incessant yammering. Can he tell I'm just staring at his mouth?