"There are 8,000 nerve endings in the clitoris and this son of a bitch couldn't find one of them." Intrigued, right? Right? Well, you better be, because that's the sales pitch publicists are using to promote this new beach read, Tan Lines , by J.J. Salem. And if you didn't find it wildly "sexy" and "naughty" and "provocative" the first time around, well, maybe 12th is the charm. Basically, the publishers have made a video of some hapless assistant in Madison Square Park making various strangers read the line aloud. Hilarity ensues. Or maybe it does; we got too bored to make it past the tenth snickering guy. [AdRants ]