"There are 8,000 nerve endings in the clitoris and this son of a bitch couldn't find one of them." Intrigued, right? Right? Well, you better be, because that's the sales pitch publicists are using to promote this new beach read, Tan Lines, by J.J. Salem. And if you didn't find it wildly "sexy" and "naughty" and "provocative" the first time around, well, maybe 12th is the charm. Basically, the publishers have made a video of some hapless assistant in Madison Square Park making various strangers read the line aloud. Hilarity ensues. Or maybe it does; we got too bored to make it past the tenth snickering guy. [AdRants]