“I Haven’t Asked Them, But I’m Sure Women Like Looking At A Man’s Calves, Or If A Man Has Them, Nice Ankles…"Yeah, maybe you should ask, dude, because the same way dudes tend to hate such trendhumperana as Pocahontas headbands and high-waisted acid washed jeans, we hate it when dudes wear clothes that send the message, as my friend Don would say, "I just don't get called 'faggot' by strangers enough." See more gross shorts ensembles by clicking on the picture. (Full disclosure: I have a thing against shorts.) (Full disclosure: I also happen to be wearing shorts.) [NY Times]






“I Haven’t Asked Them, But I’m Sure Women Like Looking At A Man’s Calves, Or If A Man Has Them, Nice Ankles…"