The following words should send chills down your spine: Premiere of MTV's new movie musical, The American Mall. This train wreck took place at Cinerama Dome in Hollywood, and is a definite contender for top 3 worst-dressed events of all time. To make matters worse, I have not heard of a single person there. It's like some horrible teen Twilight Zone. Come with me, if you dare, after the jump.

The Bad:
Actress Christian Serratos clearly ascribes to the Lindsay Lohan no-pants school of thought. Oh, and apparently she's been in a lot of stuff on Disney and Nick.
As for Bianca Collins: "She is perhaps best known for her recurring role as Patti Perez in the Nickelodeon series Unfabulous has guest starred in many television shows as well as had parts in Broadway shows. She also co-starred in the Disney Channel Original Movie Tiger Cruise. She is Catholic and currently resides in Los Angeles, California, where she attends the University of Southern California."
Monique Coleman was in High School Musical.
Brooke Lyons, meanwhile, is Canadian and was in That's So Raven.


The Worse:
Choreographer Bonnie Story, not representing adults well.
Nikola Clark was in something called The Jerk Theory as Date #2.
Bresha Webb has been on a bunch of ER's
Mollee Gray, for her part, seems to have been in High School Musical 2.


The Ugly:
"Yassmin Alers was born in Spanish Harlem as the middle child of a close-knit family of five children. She was a swing/understudy in the original broadway cast of Jonathan Larson's Rent on Broadway, and played Mimi in the Benny tour company of the show. 'Yaz' has appeared in many commercials nationwide, and can be found in many movies and television shows." She also has a MySpace page.

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