Kate Hudson & Lance Armstrong: Splitsville

• Kate Hudson and Lance Armstrong have broken up. After three months, "There was no drama or ugliness – They just decided to end things," says a source. "There is no hatred, just sadness." Surely Kate will find someone new in record time? She's good at that, right? [Us Magazine]
• This report says that Kate and Lance had a big fight a week ago and didn't speak to each other for five days. [Page Six]
• Knox Leon and Vivienne Marcheline, the sure-to-be-gorgeous Jolie-Pitt twins, will make their debut in People. The mag won a bidding war and will pay between $10 million and $15 million, which will go to charity. [ONTD]
• That issue of People? Not coming out this week. Soon, we hope. [JustJared]
• Before Shia LaBeouf's car accident Saturday night, he was "pounding shots" and "acting really crazy" at L.A. bar Troubador. And yeah, 23-year-old Isabel Lucas, Shia's Transformers 2 costar, was in the vehicle when it was smashed. [Page Six]
• Oh! Isabel is Adrian Grenier's ex-girlfriend, hmm. [Star]

• How much money will Shia's accident drain from the studio? The daily cost of production can be $200,000 a day… [MSNBC]
• Alicia Keys and Jack White are recording the James Bond theme song. The Quantum of Solace track is called "Another Way To Die." Guess Amy Winehouse couldn't get it together, despite Mark Ronson's attempts. [Yahoo News]
• Amy Winehouse's dad thinks someone spiked her drink with Ecstasy, and that's why she collapsed in a fit and was rushed to the hospital. Apparently she has some unsavory friends? [Daily Mail]
• Speaking of Amy Winehouse, a reporter spent time in the "shambolic squalor" of Amy's home. The piece is really long, but fascinating. Here's a snippet: "Winehouse has been pottering around her house in varying states of consciousness, disappearing every half an hour or so upstairs to her bedroom and returning to talk to me a little about her music, a little about her drugs and a lot about her imprisoned husband. Through it all, she’s an attentive and open hostess, making tea and giving me extra pieces of paper to take notes. Now, thinking about the waiting paparazzi outside, she keeps her eyes fastened on her image in the mirror. 'I could just go out there and say… I don’t know.' Her mouth is slack. 'I don’t know, really.' Winehouse gives her hive one last tease and trots gamely down the stairway. She opens the door and on cue a firestorm of flashbulbs surrounds her, voices crying her name: 'Amy! Amy! Amy!'" [Daily Mail]
• Amy's mom says: "There are a lot of people rooting for her. But I know I could turn on the TV and learn the worst." [Mirror]
• Click this link to see "Amy Winho's Haircleaner." [InventorSpot]
• Check out the cover of Condé Nast's Fashion Rocks. Does Justin Timberlake look like a waiter? [NY Mag]
• Madonna, Prince and Michael Jackson are all turning 50, so this story asks "Is 50 the new 30?" Wouldn't that make 30 the new 10? [CBSNews]
• Did Janice Dickinson flash the pilot on a private jet? She says no, but that she'd "admit it if she did it." [Page Six]
• Dina, Ali Lohan and a friend were maybe removed from the after party for Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants 2. Or maybe they left on their own. A source says they sat at a reserved table when a studio staffer asked them to change tables and "Dina went apeshit." Dina says the guy "made the girls uncomfortable" so they left. Who do you believe? [E!]
• Madonna's brother says, "When Lourdes is ready to rebel, she may call me." [Hollywood Rag]
• Britney Spears has a $22,000 a month weight loss plan: $10,000 on a nutritionist and diet supplements, $8,000 on a personal trainer, and $4,000 on a private dance choreographer. [PopDirt]
• Remember Sam Lutfi? He's still communicating with Britney's family… He doesn't want the restraining order to become permanent. [ONTD]
• There's a documentary called Saving Britney Spears. The filmmaker says as he researched and shot footage, "It seemed like everyone was cashing in on Britney’s breakdown. Even those who claimed to want to save Britney were just using her profile as a 'troubled celeb' to get themselves noticed." [Telegraph]
• Jamie Lynn Spears is probably getting married in the fall. Probably in her own backyard in Liberty, Mississippi. Keepin' it real. [ET]
• Kevin Federline: "Been having a good summer, I can't complain." [People]
• The main character from Guy Ritchie's new movie, RocknRolla is based on Pete Doherty. "Johnny" is a rock star hiding out in a crack den who finds himself in a battle with the Russian mob and the London underworld. [ONTD]
• Guy does not like sugar. He says: "Sugar kills. Think of the calories in sugar. Fat kills more people than anything else. Sugar is responsible for a lot of deaths, arguably more than crack cocaine." Think his kids crave the stuff? [Mirror]
• As for Pete Doherty, he's still sorta broken up over Kate Moss: "When you split up with someone, someone that you're seriously in love with, it takes a lot of time before you even realise that you're upset. You know? It just hits you. I haven't shacked up with anyone since. I haven't shared my life with anyone." [The Press Association]
• Coming to Sesame Street: Jack Black, Neil Patrick Harris and LL Cool J! OMG and Heidi Klum! and so many more. [UPI]
• Well this is kinda weird: Freddie Prinze, Jr. has been hired by WWE as a new member of the creative team. He's a big fan and also a "celebrity blogger" on the WWE Fan Nation site. Was he sick of Sarah Michelle Gellar's househusband? [411mania]
• Lauren Conrad is an emotional train wreck? Is that news? [Star]
• Miley Cyrus will not kiss Katy Perry at the Teen Choice Awards, even though Katy said she'd do it. "No thanks," Miley says. "She sang on my record. So I think she's kind of getting back at me, because she was doing harmonies and backgrounds." Oh, ha. Miley also says something sorta sad: She wants her birthday to be low-key, because, "I'm into having just a good ol' pool party or, like, [going to] the beach with a couple of friends. I don’t want to feel like I have to entertain the whole time." [E!]
• P.S. Here's a report that claims Miley's ready to quit Hannah Montana. Although I was just watching the news and they said she's happy and Disney is her home. Don't mess with the girl's paycheck! [Mirror]
• Rosie O'Donnell is going on vacation, taking August off. No blogging! [Perez Hilton]
• Seth Rogen was caught smoking weed at a party for Pineapple Express, but isn't that his promotional duty for the movie? [Page Six]
• Speaking of which: Cheech and Chong reunion tour. [UPI]
• Barron Hilton, lil bro of Paris, was maybe underage partying in t he Hamptons, if you care. [Page Six]
• I wanna get me some of these Dr. Dre headphones! [InventorSpot]
• "You think I'm fat? Fine. I don't care how much you weigh." —Meghan McCain in Glamour. [ET]
• "I've had [a] face-lift, eye job and all that stuff. It didn't help me one bit. It didn't get me happier or make me look particularly younger" — Kathy Griffin to Fitness magazine. [Page Six]

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