Fantasy FulfillmentSometimes, you have kind of a shitty day, and you just want to imagine that the world works this way. From the bowels of Craigslist comes this story that reads like many a Jezebellian fantasy — creepy dude grabs woman's ass, she smacks him, runs him down, kicks him and makes him apologize. Is it true? It could be, I suppose; most guys like this are relying on you not to respond. Is it a good idea to emulate? Tempting though it might be, I think we can all agree that for every guy who would be freaked out enough to apologize, there's more likely another with a weapon who doesn't mind hitting back. [Washington City Paper, photo via TriciaWang]