Best Comment Of The Day, in response to Ali Lohan Releases A Stupid Video For Her Dumb Song: "This is inane. 'I had to go all the way around to figure out how to get back to where I started from'..? She's FOURTEEN. Where is she going...back to when she was a zygote?" We say: Maybe she wants to go far back enough that she gets a new mom? Worst, in response to Kirsten Dunst Sets Sail: "For some reason, she looks to me as if she smells really badly." We say: You know what stinks? Your self-absorbed rudeness.

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