Good morning America, the top story today
A white girl has gone missing and that's all we have to say
When a damsel's in distress, we know you pay attention
So we come back every hour in case we failed to mention
A white girl is missing, yes a white girl is missing
And did we fail to mention that a white girl is missing?
Poor kids are kidnapped every day, black women all the time
But that's never at the top of our news headline — Lyrics to a track called "Missing White Girl Syndrome" by MC Lars. (More here.) Has he been reading our posts? [MC Lars's MySpace]


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