Shia LaBeouf's Drunk Driving Disaster
  • Shia LaBeouf: Arrested on suspicion of drunk driving Sunday. He was trying to make a left turn at a West Hollywood intersection at 3 am when his pickup truck smashed into another vehicle and rolled over. Shia was taken to Cedars-Sinai for injuries to his left hand and a knee, as well as a minor head injury. Don't drink and drive, people. [AP]
  • Shia was booked at the hospital. He's recovering from "extensive hand surgery" and will return to the set of Transformers 2 in about a month. [Yahoo News]
  • This picture of Shia's truck shows a "mangled mess." [TMZ]
  • Mary-Kate Olsen has confirmed that she was Heath Ledger's "secret lover" when he died in January. If you believe Grazia magazine. She says: "I'm just completely shattered about Heath. I loved him so much. We had this amazing connection and now he's gone. I just can't get over him." Plus! She's convinced that Heath's family, friends and fans hate her... She may be right. [ONTD]
  • "In all this glorious (and quite deserved) rediscussion of Heath Ledger's passing now that The Dark Knight is out, no one seems to be mentioning what the ef killed the Aussie star, i.e., drugs… Way too many of them. I mean, when Di got smashed up a decade ago in Paris, the world was out to kill the press corps, blaming our kind for destroying the princess, when in fact, it was a drunken driver who killed the poor gal. And now, nothing at all's being blamed. It's just being labeled "tragic" and "too soon" that Heath passed. Look, idiots, it's called drugging yourself to death. Wake up. I exclaim this entirely respectfully, too, mind you-no one misses his über talents more than I. Superdamn shame." — Ted Casablanca. [E!]
  • Was Lindsay Lohan hit by a motorcycle in New York Friday night? Did she go to the hospital? Her dad says: "She's not hurt." [UPI]
  • Some reports claim that Lindsay Lohan was "flattened" by a motorcycle late Friday night. Her spokesperson says "Nothing happened." [Yahoo News]
  • Bono will be the godfather of the Jolie-Pitt twins! [ONTD]
  • Angelina and Brad plan on having more biological kids. A source says, "A dozen kids would be their dream." And my nightmare! [MSNBC]
  • Halle Berry is pissed at the paparazzi. A photographer trespassed on private property to get a shot of Halle and her infant daughter Nahla. Halle says: "I have long since come to terms with the fact that choosing a career as an actress has made me a public figure, but my baby has made no such choice, and unless and until she does, I will do everything I can…to keep her out of the public eye." She wants everyone to know that the pix were taken illegally. (They were published by In Touch and Life & Style.) [AP]
  • Lord Of The Rings star Sean Bean was arrested over the weekend over allegations he assaulted his fourth wife. Boromir would never do such a thing! [Perez Hilton]
  • Guy Ritchie speaks! "My marriage is fine as far as I'm aware of," he says. Ha! Poor thing. [Yahoo News]
  • But wait! Madonna and Guy plan to renew their vows, at a special Shabbat party in August. Shabbat Nachamu, M and Guy will make speeches in front of the rabbis, letting everyone know they still love each other. [The Sun]
  • Madge will unveil her new documentary, I Am Because We Are, at a film festival in Traverse City, Michigan. [UPI]
  • Dita Von Teese has a not-so-secret admirer: David Beckham. Dita is friends with David's wife Victoria but David thinks Dita is "very talented." And sent her a text recently. [Daily Mail]
  • Jimmy Choo founder Tamara Mellon is moving in with her boyfriend Christian Slater. Good luck, kids! [Daily Mail]
  • Ryan Seacrest, Heidi Klum, Tom Bergeron, Howie Mandel and Jeff Probst will host the Emmy Awards on September 21. Heidi could probably do a great job all by herself, no? [People]
  • Christian Bale's former assistant, Harrison Cheung, sheds light on Bale's personality. He says: "From the moment [Christian] got the part in Empire Of The Sun, everything changed. Christian became the family's main breadwinner.We would talk about his parents' unhappy marriage and how his was the ultimate dysfunctional family. He found it hard to trust people because he'd been so hurt as a child. We would talk about his parents' unhappy marriage and how his was the ultimate dysfunctional family. Christian [was] deeply insecure about who he could trust." [Daily Mail]
  • Amy Winehouse punched a wall yesterday and burst into tears. There's a picture of her bloody fist with a broken thumbnail. Her dad says, "She's fine." [The Sun]
  • Blake Incarcerated is "begging" Amy to leave London before something terrible happens. Dude, problems follow you, dontchaknow? [Mirror]
  • Rachael Ray has launched a charity-driven line of dog foods based on recipes she has created for her pit bull, Isaboo. Sorta cute, sorta nauseating. [AP]
  • Rosie O'Donnell is potentially getting a show on NBC. It could be live, with skits and all kinds of acts from comedy to drama to music. Would you watch? [Fox News]
  • Even though Britney and Kevin's child-custody settlement has been finalized, it could change down the line. This story explains: "As the boys grow older, and Spears and Federline's lives evolve, so too might their custody arrangements." Brit has improved. A lot. [AP]
  • K-Fed gets $20,000 a month in child support. That's 10 grand per kid, though surely you could take care of 20 kids for that kind of dough. [Yahoo News]
  • Will Eva Longoria — sorry, Eva Parker — open a new location of her L.A. restaurant, Beso, in Las Vegas? [E!]
  • Keira Knightley has refused to let her publicity stills for The Duchess be Photoshopped. Apparently she's sick of studios giving her drawn-on boobs. [Daily Mail]
  • Miley Cyrus made fun of teen queens Selena Gomez and Demi Lovato in a YouTube video, but she's sorta sorry. "We were, like, just having fun," she says. [MSNBC]
  • Charlie Sheen wants to get full custody of his daughter after his ex-wife Denise Richards accused him of molesting them. Ugh, when will this crap be over? [The Sun]
  • Sam Ronson is pissed that Page Six claimed she won't play Ali Lohan's single when she DJs. Sam says "Where do they come up with this shit? I wouldn't be responding to this one — but I'm afraid that people might actually believe that and that's not fair to Ali. She's 14 years old — high school is bad enough — do tabloids really need to torture teenagers as well?" [Perez Hilton]
  • Susie Feldman, wife of Corey, is in Playboy. The mag asks the oh-so important question: Have you ever had a threesome with the two Coreys? Susie sez: "No — absolutely not. Would never even consider it. I'm sure there are girls out there who might've had that fantasy at one point in their life. I don't find Corey Haim attractive; he's not really my type." [Playboy]
  • People don't make money off of YouTube, but Avril Lavigne's manager thinks the site owes her about $2 million. Which she would not get anytime soon. [Silicon Alley Insider]
  • A clip of Paris Hilton, acting and singing in that movie musical Repo! The Genetic Opera. If you care. [Perez Hilton]
  • Paris tells People: "I think my whole life I was kind of living as a teenager and not really taking responsibility." You don't say! "Now I realize that I'm an adult and I'm running a huge company and I'm in love. I'm in a great relationship. I have my family. I'm just excited for life." [People]
  • Sienna Miller loves a house in London — too bad it's five doors down from Jude Law's place. Not worth it! [Mirror]
  • This report says that Sienna has "fled" to New York to escape the Balthazar backlash. Her dad lives here. [Daily Mail]
  • Balthazar Getty: Begging wife's forgiveness after being pictured frolicking on a yacht with topless Sienna Miller? Word is he wants a second chance with the wife. [Mirror]
  • Balthazar's been sending wife Rosetta e-mails that read, "I love you." [TMZ]
  • George Clooney's ex Sarah Larson says "I'm staying single." Yawn. [People]
  • None of the living Golden Girls went to Estelle Getty's funeral. They each had really good excuses, though. Except Betty White. [Perez Hilton]
  • In this cast photo from the Broadway play All My Sons, Katie Holmes looks just like Katie Holmes. [ONTD]
  • Priscilla Presley's 21 year old son — half-brother of Lisa Marie — is a "hippie" and a "pot dealer" who lives in a run down house in California growing marijuana under lights in the basement. Possibly because he's escaping Scientology, in which case, it makes sense. [Janet Charlton's Hollywood]
  • Apparently when there was a fatwa out on Salman Rushdie, he expected the cops protecting him to pay for their rooms in the safe house. WTF. [Times Of India]
  • OMG Andrew Ridgeley might join George Michael on stage at the end of GM's tour next month. Wham! fan here. I am never going to dance again. Guilty feet have got no rhythm. [The Sun]
  • Do you want Johnny Depp's sausage in your mouth? [BoingBoing]
  • Connie Francis is in the hospital with dangerously high blood pressure. Be well! [UPI]
  • What the world needs now: A Jackson 5 museum. [Mirror]