• By Anna
    Jul 28, 2008 10:45 AM 5,079
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    Dumbelina

    What do you get when you take the first black presumptive Democratic presidential nominee, an A-list celebrity couple, a marketing executive for a perfume company, and a self-aggrandizing, former celebrity and ladymag editor who knows nothing about politics but is desperately trying to stay relevant? Apparently, you get this. [AdAge, NY Times]


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