As we know, yuppies enjoy spending money. And when it's environmentally responsible products that might be better for their children's health?! Giddy-up. Accordingly, high-end baby skin and hair care is booming. As any Whole Foods employee can tell you, lines like California Baby, Nature's Baby Organics, and Noodle and Boo don't come cheap - on average about $20 a bottle. Maybe we're just defensive because we were raised on the yellow stuff (gentle to the eyes as water itself!), but it does seem like in a recession, the organic rosemary-scented baby oil would be a pretty early casualty in our hypothetical nurseries. [The Street]

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