The August issue of Vogue has a photo shoot titled "Equal Opportunity," ostensibly about putting menswear-inspired items with frilly feminine stuff. The spread, starring Gisele and shot by David Sims, makes ample use of the wind machine. Your eyes will water just thinking of the velocity! And so, inspired by LOLCats, here is another episode of LOLVogue. After the jump: We're in ur magazeen, puttin werdz on ur moddles. (Plus! A contest!)

OMG. OH NOES. THIS MODDLE HAZ NO CAPSHUN. RITE A SUGGESSHUN IN TEH COMMINTZ!!!11!! TEH WINNR GITZ A CHEEZBURGR. SRSLY.

Earlier:
LOLVogue: All Dat Glitterz Iz Mah Pantz
LOL'Vogue': Scarves, Silverware & Scooters
LOLVogue: Hungry Moddles & Rorschach Tests
French LOLVogue: I Can Has My Close-Up?
Mon Dieu! C'est French LOLVogue: Shoulders, Champagne and Cigarettes
Bon Joor, C'est Paris LOLVogue Encore!
I Can Has Jeetann? C'est LOLVogue En Faux Français
LOLVogue: Teh Hare Toss & Teh Bunnee Hop
LOLVogue: Carbs, Botox & Pink-Eye
LOLVogue: Good Help Is Hard To Find
LOLVogue: Superhero Photo Shoot Gets Super Stoopid
LOLVogue: Tard Moddles & Bahlinceeyagga
LOLVogue: Sheez Over Ayteen, I Sware
LOLVogue: Starving Models & Marionettes
Related: LOLLost: Srsly, Guiz, Dis Izland Is Weeerd

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