Sound snippets from last night's Project Runway : Suede loves talking about Suede in the third person. Stella is "urban." Korta is "paranoid." No one likes "team ugly brown fabric." Natalie Portman is "so tiny I could carry her around on my hand." But the best sound bite of all was uttered by Blayne in response to Stella's unapologetic love of leather: "I love you, leatherface." (Clip at left.) Moving on: The challenge, designing a cocktail dress for a model who has picked out her own (green/organic) fabric, sounds simple enough. And yet! The wacky designers came up with some crazy shit. View all of the dresses, after the jump.Project Runway: Team Ugly Brown Dress Vs. Leatherface Keith's dress was the first out on the runway, and it wasn't terrible , but is that a compliment? Project Runway: Team Ugly Brown Dress Vs. Leatherface Daniel gets points for making a wearable cocktail dress, but we'll have to deduct points because it's something we've seen before. Project Runway: Team Ugly Brown Dress Vs. Leatherface Blayne is living in a parallel dimension where it's 1983. Worse things have happened. Project Runway: Team Ugly Brown Dress Vs. Leatherface The braided halter on Emily's bodice was cute, but then the back was kind of weird. Does it work? Is it pretty? Not sure. Project Runway: Team Ugly Brown Dress Vs. Leatherface Jerrell made fun of "team ugly brown dress" but glass houses, stones, etc. Project Runway: Team Ugly Brown Dress Vs. Leatherface Jennifer's little number looked great swinging down the runway. Project Runway: Team Ugly Brown Dress Vs. Leatherface Joe is the straight dad from Detroit, and this is his design. Makes sense. Project Runway: Team Ugly Brown Dress Vs. Leatherface Did anyone else not really "get" Kelli's garment? Project Runway: Team Ugly Brown Dress Vs. Leatherface Loopy Leanne's dress was a loopy mess. She's a crier, in case you hadn't noticed. Project Runway: Team Ugly Brown Dress Vs. Leatherface Does anyone else find it surprising that Stella's dress was considered one of the "best" on the runway? Project Runway: Team Ugly Brown Dress Vs. Leatherface Korto's kimono dress in the first challenge was gorgeous; this is fug. That said, the "wings" were very Prada 2009 . Not that that makes them acceptable.

Dear Wesley: God Ugly is in the details. That is why you were auf'd.

Terri's dress was actually my favorite.

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Project Runway: Team Ugly Brown Dress Vs. Leatherface Kenley's dress receieved high marks from the judges.

Suede won the challenge with this kicky number that looked like cat vomit in the workroom but turned out to be quite sweet.

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