The Tortoise And The Hate

Cat-Hating Tortoise When Tortoises Fight Back

By Sadie Stein Jul 24, 2008 12:40 PM 1,351

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The Tortoise And The Hate

Want to see something bizarre? How about an incredibly aggro tortoise with some serious anger-management issues brawling with some cats? It's like he's trying to change the image of tortoises everywhere, but instead he's just giving them a bad rep. [Boing Boing]

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