Say It Ain't So

We are still hoping this isn't true, but the news is that Christian Bale has, in fact, been arrested for allegedly assaulting his mother, Jenny and his sister, Sharon. The reported assault took place Sunday night at the Dorchester Hotel, and according to People, "Monday – the morning after the alleged incident – Bale appeared on GMTV, a U.K. morning show. Bloggers called the actor grumpy, but a GMTV spokesman told People, 'He didn't seem on edge.' One caveat: it is customary in England for police to arrest a suspect in connection with a crime before questioning him. But…but…Christian's dad was married to Gloria Steinem! He must have instilled a reverence towards women in his son! More on this as the story unfolds…[People]