Thoughts On The Roman Catholic Womenpriests…

You know that's two words, right? Why not "Women Priests"? Did something happen where like you ordered nine hundred tote bags for Take Your Daughter To Work, It's One Of The Perks Of Getting Excommunicated Day or something and they all came back saying "womenpriests" because whoever took the order was, like, some flaky Wiccan chick or some shit and you just decided to go with it? Anyway, since all the Catholic females I know are too busy using abortion as a birth control method I am heartened to hear there are still some that are bothering to enlist secret bishops in their bid for Vatican equality and fight the power from…exile in Boston. [Boston Globe]