• Jennifer Garner's Alias spydaddy, Victor Garber, spills that Jen and Ben have a bun in the oven. "She is five months pregnant," he says. They are very happy." [Us Magazine]
  • Is Uma Thurman knocked up? [Rush & Molloy]
  • People, this is crazy but the Michael Lohan paternity test (remember Ashley Kaufman?) has been delayed. Last week a commenter said that on Maury they can get it done in like 2 days. But apparently the testing company in this case won't process the test without a court order. Michael's going to see if he can get one. [Yahoo News]
  • Keith Urban says being a new dad is "pure bliss" and that he and Nicole Kidman are "absolutely overwhelmed by the outpouring of love and well wishes we are receiving." [People]
  • A settlement is likely in the Britney/Kevin custody case — meaning it won't go to trial, thank Zeus. [People]
  • This just in! The case has been settled. Kevin will get sole legal and physical custody. Britney will have visitation rights. Pending court approval. [Yahoo News, People]
  • You know how it was reported that Britney is working on a new album? It was kind of a trick to get her to actually work on her new album. [Page Six]
  • A warrant has been issued for Pete Doherty's arrest over claims he yanked a camera from a photographer's neck causing hundreds of dollars in damage. Dude, didn't you just get out of the clink not long ago? [The Sun]
  • Paris Hilton's big feet mean she'll have an easy birth? This story reads, "Doctors say big-footed women – such as Paris Hilton, who wears a UK size 10 – are likely to have a large pelvis and so find childbearing easier." Um, yay? [The Sun]
  • Writer Polly Hudson says: "Gwyneth Paltrow did the best thing for women since that one who chained herself to stuff in black and white times. She went out without any make-up on." Gwyneth Paltrow, hero to women? [I disagree. -Ed.] [Mirror]
  • Miranda Kerr's rep says she has not split with Orlando Boom despite reports that she was seen snogging ex Brandon Davis. Whatever could be going on? [The Sun]
  • Are Jen Aniston and Miley Cyrus teaming up? Apparently Jen wants MC to be her costar in an upcoming film. Jen would play an overbearing stage mother; Miley would play the up-and-coming singer. Two big personalities, one film. Question: Has Jen ever been in a good movie? Or is she box office poison? [Star]
  • Is Barry Manilow okay? His weight has "plummeted," say the tabs. And he looks a wee frail in these pix. [Daily Mail]
  • Bono and The Edge from U2 have won a four-year legal battle to gut and expand their 1930s Art Deco Dublin hotel, the Clarence, into a futuristic landmark. It's the architectural heritage vs. moving forward argument, and heritage lost. [AP]
  • Tom Cruise lost a movie role, maybe because he wanted too much money. He seems to think he can still get a $20 million salary. [Fox News]
  • Do not stand between 50 Cent and his son. Fiddy wants to see his son! [Yahoo News]
  • When Sigourney Weaver was nine, she asked her mother if she thought she was pretty. Her mom said, "No dear, you're just plain." Her mom died 11 months ago and Sigourney says: "We had a difficult relationship. My mother was a difficult person to know. She was very, very private. I am grateful for the five years that I had with her towards the end where we became very good friends." [Mirror]
  • Antonio Sabato Jr. on Rachel Hunter: "She's a big girl, but she's sexy as hell." [TMZ]
  • This is an awesome headline: "Porn Star In Taxxx Bust." Janine Lindemulder is facing a federal criminal rap for failing to pay about $80,000 in income taxes. She's the ex-wife of Monster Garage's Jesse James. Anyway: Maybe she can get some advice from Wesley Snipes? [The Smoking Gun]
  • Showtime is on the verge of greenlighting a dark comedy series starring Edie Falco. She'd play a "strong-willed, iconoclastic New York nurse juggling the frenzied grind of an urban hospital and an equally challenging personal life." The woman is awesome. Who wouldn't buy what she's selling? [Yahoo News!]
  • Dennis Farina pleaded no contest to a misdemeanor charge of bringing a weapon into a secure area at LAX. Dude had a loaded, concealed gun at the airport! Anyway he can't own or carry a gun for several months now, boo hoo. [AP]
  • Shonda Rhimes, creator and executive producer of Grey's Anatomy, speaks out about Katherine Heigl. "I have a really wonderful working relationship with Katherine. And I love and respect her as an actress. And everyone knows that Izzie is one of my favorite characters. So, for me, [the comment that Heigl made about not having material that was Emmy-worthy] was surprising, but Katie is an outspoken person and I think we all know that already." She also says: "The first half of season she had a very strong story line with George that played out more comedically. The second half, Katherine asked me to write her light so that she could work on her movie… I didn't feel insulted." [LA Times]
  • Desperate Housewives creator Marc Cherry jokes that Katherine made the comments because "She was drunk." [People]
  • Speaking of Grey's, Isaiah Washington has just made a big donation to the Equality California fund that's working to stop the anti-marriage amendment on the November California ballot. His publicist had a same-sex wedding over the weekend and asked friends and clients to donate in lieu of gifts. [Perez Hilton]
  • More hair, more boobs, more butt: E! has picked up Keeping Up With The Kardashians for a third season. [Yahoo News]
  • Kanye West does not have a ghostblogger! He blogs himself! He wants you to know this! So he posted pictures of himself blogging. On his blog. [KanyeUniversecity, via Concrete Loop]