Doron Braunshtein has a kicky little boutique called Apollo Braun (also his non de plume) on the Lower East Side of NYC, where he sells a bunch of crap like this T-shirt (only $30!) in the name of Fashion. He also sells an "Obama Is My Slave" T-shirt that got Nathanaeli Nassimi's ass kicked last week (she's now suing Mr. Braunshtein). We should probably feel sorry for Nassimi's pain and suffering but we don't. This stuff is neither hip, fashionable, or cheeky. It's just crap. [Apollo Braun, The Steel Closet]