Attendees At The ESPY Awards Play Ball With The Ugly

It's probably not a happy thing that I was this psyched that ESPN's "ESPY Awards" took place last night in L.A. But it's been so long since we had a real live awards show to critique! Of course, ESPYs are a little off the beaten track, in that you get a liberal dose of athletes sprinkled amongst the usual Listers. Prepare to feast your eyes on Posh and Becks, Lisa Leslie, Kate Walsh, various Kardashians, Gastineaux and Girls Next Door - all after his extra-sportif jump.
















The Good:

Attendees At The ESPY Awards Play Ball With The UglyS

As Christian Siriano would say (first and last time, I promise), Posh looks so Audrey I can't stand it.

Attendees At The ESPY Awards Play Ball With The UglyS

I'm sure it says something terrible about me that when Lauren Conrad wore this exact same Dolce & Gabbana to the Dark Knight premiere, I made her a "Bad." But somehow it works on Michelle Kwan!

Attendees At The ESPY Awards Play Ball With The UglyS

I should admit here that I've never watched One Tree Hill. Yet for some reason I've always liked Sophia Bush, who always seems to look far more elegant than anyone would expect.

Attendees At The ESPY Awards Play Ball With The UglyS

Lisa Leslie knows how to work her long lines.

Attendees At The ESPY Awards Play Ball With The UglyS

College softball player Angela Tincher looks adorable and summery.

The Bad:

Attendees At The ESPY Awards Play Ball With The UglyS

Obviously, Kate Walsh is stunning - but what's with the Malibu Barbie costume?

Attendees At The ESPY Awards Play Ball With The UglyS

I feel kinda bad calling out poor Alan Thicke's wife - but then, she's not exactly trying to fly under the radar with this one.

Attendees At The ESPY Awards Play Ball With The UglyS

I have the non-driver's reverence for racer Danica Patrick, and I totally get wanting to wear the most inappropriate driving shoes on your day off. But the look's just not working, and GW-style, I cannot tell a lie.

Attendees At The ESPY Awards Play Ball With The UglyS

Kourtney Kardashian seems to kind of want to go classy with this one. But she's conflicted about that desire.

Attendees At The ESPY Awards Play Ball With The UglyS

Brittny Gastineau is not troubled by any such conflicts. She makes her priorities clear. Also her breasts.

The Ugly:

Now here, my friends, is a dilemma. Will the prize go to:

Attendees At The ESPY Awards Play Ball With The UglyS

Girl Next Door Kendra Wilkinson...

Attendees At The ESPY Awards Play Ball With The UglyS

Fellow GND Bridget Marquardt

Attendees At The ESPY Awards Play Ball With The UglyS

...or Playboy model Sara Jean Underwood?

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