It's probably not a happy thing that I was this psyched that ESPN's "ESPY Awards" took place last night in L.A. But it's been so long since we had a real live awards show to critique! Of course, ESPYs are a little off the beaten track, in that you get a liberal dose of athletes sprinkled amongst the usual Listers. Prepare to feast your eyes on Posh and Becks, Lisa Leslie, Kate Walsh, various Kardashians, Gastineaux and Girls Next Door - all after his extra-sportif jump.
As Christian Siriano would say (first and last time, I promise), Posh looks so Audrey I can't stand it.
I'm sure it says something terrible about me that when Lauren Conrad wore this exact same Dolce & Gabbana to the Dark Knight premiere, I made her a "Bad." But somehow it works on Michelle Kwan!
I should admit here that I've never watched One Tree Hill. Yet for some reason I've always liked Sophia Bush, who always seems to look far more elegant than anyone would expect.
Lisa Leslie knows how to work her long lines.
College softball player Angela Tincher looks adorable and summery.
Obviously, Kate Walsh is stunning - but what's with the Malibu Barbie costume?
I feel kinda bad calling out poor Alan Thicke's wife - but then, she's not exactly trying to fly under the radar with this one.
I have the non-driver's reverence for racer Danica Patrick, and I totally get wanting to wear the most inappropriate driving shoes on your day off. But the look's just not working, and GW-style, I cannot tell a lie.
Kourtney Kardashian seems to kind of want to go classy with this one. But she's conflicted about that desire.
Brittny Gastineau is not troubled by any such conflicts. She makes her priorities clear. Also her breasts.
Now here, my friends, is a dilemma. Will the prize go to:
Girl Next Door Kendra Wilkinson...
Fellow GND Bridget Marquardt
...or Playboy model Sara Jean Underwood?
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