Loose Lips

Miley Cyrus sez, "I'd love to do a younger, cleaner version of Sex and the City," and then also that she cherishes her purity ring because "I like to think of myself as the girl that no one can get, that no one can keep in their hand." In the words of Miley's generation: OMG WTF LOLZZZZZZ • Kim Kardashian weighs in on sister Khloe's forthcoming jail time for violating her probation after a DUI. Khloe is "ready and willing" to do her jail time, and Kim continues, "I urge people to learn from the mistakes of others. Please drink responsibly, and it's never acceptable to drink and drive!" PSA's from your fave reality stars! • Ok, you know we're not usually into pregnancy speculation and all that but is Uma Thurman knocked up? [Us, Us, Dlisted]