Loose Lips

Weirdest gossip of the day: when staying in Nigeria recently, Jay-Z reportedly demanded that a watermelon carved to look like Beyonce's boobs be displayed in his hotel room. The sculptural homage was described as, "One giant watermelon was split in two and ornately carved into a mould of Beyonce's breasts. Two cherries were used as nipples." • Is Girl's Next Door star Kendra going to leave Hef's pleasure palace? Sources say Hef's other girlfriends, Holly and Bridget, want Kendra gone. • Here's a bunch of birth certificates from recently born celebuspawn. TMZ's accompanying commentary: "Most important...the luckiest gyno in America [is revealed] — he delivered babies for both Halle and Nicole. Carry on!" Luckiest = got to see their vaginas? TMZ, you stay classy! [ONTD, A Socialite's Life, TMZ]