In Or Out?

So, we were so psyched when the Project Runway released its list of episode synopses and guest judges today - they even had it after a jump in case you didn't want the spoiler. We, of course, did - and so were totally furious to find the alleged "descriptions" are things like "designers are forced to think outside the box and construct an outfit from unconventional materials" and "designers go green" - read, any episode of Project Runway, ever. Silver lining: the guest judge lineup is amazing: in addition to the usual suspects (DVF, Rachel Zoe), Nina, Mike and Heidi will be joined by Natalie Portman, Austin Scarlett and Sandra Bernhard. For more on the upcoming season, including how Bravo is "sabotaging" the show, click here. [Blogging Project Runway, Jossip]