Over on Copyranter yesterday, there was a Trojan ad in which a pig shoots a cum-shot-looking load of tanning lotion onto a woman's back. The point of the ad is that human men are not swine and therefore jizz into a condom. Only pigs spooge on your back! Sure, it's a condom ad, anything goes. But Trojan is not the only company using images straight out of porn flicks to shill their products.

There's LAMB: Gwen Stefani, in orgasmic throes, whispering the words "I want you all over me." What about American Apparel? Or, you know, American Apparel? Sex sells, they say. Nudity in advertising is nothing new (see: Obsession and such). But what is up with all the ejaculation in your face? Somehow, the newer ads seem misogynistic, rude and degrading. Are we living in an age where everyone's only interested in their own orgasm?

Trojan, 2008

Lamb, 2007

Obsession, 1987

Chanel, 1984

Trojan Slips Piggish, Sloppy Cum Shot Into Ad In Fitness Magazine [Copyranter]
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