Michael Jackson & New Kids On The Block: Hanging ToughS

  • Is Michael Jackson making a comeback with New Kids On The Block? Apparently he's in secret talks to link up with the group, and hopefully it's not just because they have the word "kids" in their name. [Mirror]
  • Um, NKOTB is also doing a song with New Edition. Party like it's 1988! [Just Jared]
  • Oh, dear. Michael Jackson uses a wheelchair now. And "the skin on his hands is peeling, almost like a snake's." [The Sun]
  • Tom Cruise sent ex-wife Nicole Kidman a "room full of flowers" after she gave birth last weekend. Classy, very classy. [Mirror]
  • Jennifer Garner's pregnant! If you believe this report via the National Enquirer. [Contact Music]
  • Christie Brinkley and Peter Cook have reached a surprise settlement in their divorce case as of 6:15 a.m. Details to come. [People]
  • Uma Thurman is engaged to Arki Busson. We know that. ButhHe used to date Elle Macpherson, whom he allegedly would not marry because she was divorced and he was a staunch Catholic. Yet! Uma is also divorced and her dad is a Buddhist. So. [Daily Mail]
  • Whichever mag ends up getting pictures of Brad and Angelina's babies will be banned from using the word "Brangelina." Never really liked that word anyway. I mean, I've used it, but I regret it now. [TMZ]
  • Listen to Ali Lohan's new track here. Does it have a "hip hop vibe"? Or is it somewhere between "meh" and "forgettable"? [People]
  • Cynthia Rodriguez spoke with Cindy Adams of the New York Post, but made no mention of Madonna. She says Alex Rodriguez has changed and is no longer the man she once loved. [NY Post]
  • Robert Downey Jr. as Sherlock Holmes in a flick directed by Guy Ritchie? Yes, yes, yes! [E!]
  • Ethan Hawke married his currently pregnant former nanny Ryan Shawhughes. Dear Ryan: Hire a male nanny. Love, Uma. [E!]
  • Sunny day, sweeping the clouds away… David Beckham will be on Sesame Street! [Mirror]
  • No surprise here: Amy Winehouse's neighbors want her evicted. [Mirror]
  • Um, Amy visited Blake Incarcerated in jail and "yanked her top down, pressed her boobs against a glass booth and writhed suggestively." [The Sun]
  • Leo DiCaprio wants to reduce amount of junk mail being sent. And huge envelopes full of paper and forms for the Natural Resource Defense Council's "Polar Bear S.O.S." campaign are sent with his name in the return address space. Whoops! [Page Six]
  • Socialite Arden Wohl was arrested in East Hampton Saturday for writing "Ralphy Lipshits" in lipstick on the window of a Ralph Lauren store. We all know he was born with the last name Lipschitz, calm down. [Page Six]
  • Will Matthew McConaughey and his new baby be in OK! magazine? [Page Six]
  • The fact that there's a Dane Cook dog poop scandal is pretty shitty. [Page Six]
  • This is "huge": Little people Wee Man and Wee Matt will be boxing each other in Vegas. [Page Six]
  • Did Jennifer Aniston find a batch of letters from ex-girlfriend Jessica Simpson in John Mayer's guitar case? [Page Six]
  • James Franco graduated from UCLA last month — at the age of 30 — after quietly taking courses in English Literature for years. And! He'll attend graduate school at NYU in the fall. Sigh. Nothing's hotter than a brain. [Rush & Molloy]
  • Will Lance Bass appear on Dancing With The Stars with a male dance partner??? Because that would be awesome. And frankly, he's danced with dudes in public for years… Heard of something called 'NSync? [Rush & Molloy]
  • Colin Farrell smashed into a car in Hollywood — but he totally left a note! "Did a bad thing!" it reads. "Deepest apologies." Ah, there was a time I wish he'd smash into me… Over it now, thanks. [TMZ]
  • Pam Anderson doing a split. [TMZ]
  • The hardest part of being in treatment for anxiety and depression is missing her daughter, Heather Locklear says. [People]
  • Courteney Cox will appear on three episodes of Scrubs as the new Chief of Medicine, which should be fun. [People]
  • Gwyneth Paltrow's daughter Apple makes her little brother Moses cross-dress. [People]
  • Jennifer Lopez's restaurant, Madre's, has been shut down. And guess who is a madre now? [E!]
  • The wedding of Sacha Baron Cohen and Isla Fisher is on hold because she hasn't converted to Judaism yet. Her Torah studies are "going slowly" because she's been working. Someone named "Bonnie" commented on this story thusly: "How sexist is that? It's wrong for her to be 'hasty' and return to work after having a baby but it's good that he "channelled his energies into work"? They should be glad the child will have a mother it can look up to who has a career and ambitions." [Daily Mail]
  • Michelle Williams is is asking Heath Ledger's friends to share stories about him, because she is making a movie about Heath so Matilda can see what her dad was really like. [News.com.au]
  • "I don't know why women do Botox. It doesn't make them look younger, it just makes them look like they had work done." — Julianne Moore. [People]