Prep's Curtis Sittenfeld wrote this novel about how she imagined Laura Bush's life (it involves abortion and fucking dykes too!) and some of my friends have copies but they are bad friends because they lent them to other non-blogging friends before they lent them to me. Curtis has long had a girlcrush on Laura Bush, which I do not totally share but there has got to be a reason Jenna turned out kind of awesome and I think we can all agree it is not the guy who gave her all the appearance genes. Dowd digs it, but I'm most eager to hear from the crew over at WoWoW, since Noonan and co. will probably weigh in on whether Sittenfeld gets their generation "right," and for whatever reason I am really interested in generation gaps this week… [Wonkette]