JonBenet's Family Cleared Of Suspicion In Murder • Polygamist Leader Hospitalized In Las VegasMaria7/09/08 5:30pmFiled to: jonbenet ramseyRamseyRamsey familyClearedUmbrella of suspiciondna testWarren JeffsPolygamist leaderhospitalizedHospitalLas VegasSin Cityirony alertAssumed namePolice guardLeftovers64EditPromoteShare to KinjaToggle Conversation toolsGo to permalinkNew DNA tests have finally cleared JonBenet Ramsey's family from the 1996 killing, freeing them from the infamous "umbrella of suspicion" from investigators and pretty much everyone on Earth.• A combination of increased Internet time, alcohol consumption, and little sleep can result in "gradual gains in body weight" in adolescent girls. Hey! They do the same for non-adolescent women too. • A Danish zookeeper's cat adopted a "rejected" red panda cub to raise. Sadly, there is no video. • Polygamist leader Warren Jeffs has been hospitalized in Las Vegas under an assumed name and police guard. • Hey Jezebels! The winners of our Label Whores giveaway have been announced. Claim your prizes!