Best Comment of the Day, in response to Dudes Frightened Of Duplicitious, Kid-Coveting Women Are Opting For Vasectomies: "Um, except junk food doesn't ever give you STDs. Oh, I don't know about that. I once ate an entire bag of Wavy Lays and got syphilis." We say: we also forgot about how Mountain Dew shrinks your junk. • Worst, in response to In Defense Of Fashion: "Well, Sadie, not to belittle your job here, but I don't stop by Jezebel for the fashion. I know very little of it and really would prefer to use my time in other things." We say: wouldn't you prefer to do other things, rather than comment in a fashion thread?

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