Guess what? That "LeBron Kong" issue of Vogue bombed on newsstands, Portƒolio reports. The issue sold 350,000 copies, well below last year's average of 452,000. Hopefully the powers that be won't decide that black people don't sell issues. Seriously: Could it be that Vogue readers don't care about LeBron James? In any case, the issue with Gwyneth Paltrow looking like a zombie robot sold even fewer copies: 310,000 — making it the worst of the year so far. Perhaps Anna Wintour really should outsource her job? [Portƒolio]

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