When convicted sex offender Louie Herrera broke into the home of 41-year-old Linda Dodson and her 71-year-old mother in Cypress, California last week, it's hard to know what he planned to do. What he did do was first attack Linda and then her mother, who smelled beer on his breath and decided to offer him one. He accepted. While they were cracking brews, the women took a couple of well-timed bathroom breaks and managed to call the cops. He must really like beer. [Babble.com, image via PacDog]