In a more depressing sign of the impending economic collapse than the loss of 600 Starbucks, The Smoking Gun reports that a 34-year-old Kentucky woman, Angela Eversole, has been arrested on charges of prostitution after agreeing to providing sexual services to Kenneth Nowak (also arrested) for cash and $100 gas card. At 25 miles per gallon, that's just enough gas to get her to D.C. from Louisville, where she can either lobby for lower gas prices or the legalization of prostitution...her choice! [The Smoking Gun]