Can't really handle the News Roundup tonight. Will Leitch of Deadspin is having some party and I was on some panel last night and I've gotta go offshore drill out my pores but if you're in the mood try not to launch any projectile snot over the sponsors of this Defense of Marriage act and debate whether Ben Bernanke catapulted the economy into inflation shock and watch Amy Winehouse serenade Nelson Mandela and watch this classic Queen Latifah video in honor of its authenticity relative to Barack Obama and Hillary's hugging it out in Unity, New Hamphire today. Oh and remember not to go on any extreme diets this weekend, they turn people into cruel bitches.